Read a novel: The Impure Queen
(“*This is a story about, “you” a “groudbreaking” “sex symbol” named Keren (“played by Britain’s girl group Bananarama’s Keren Woodward”), with her Bristol accent (due to her native Bristol) and her Persian cat named Shreveport (named after Shreveport in Caddo Parish, Louisiana), flying from the United Kingdom at the Heathrow Airport to the Northeastern United States with her lover Richie, (played by U.S. Rep. Richard Neal (D-MA), another “sex symbol” at the Logan International Airport in Boston, Massachusetts to drive to New York City)
Narrator: Bill Kurtis
“Setting: London (to fly), Boston (to drive), and New York City (to live)”
Main characters:
Keren Woodward (Bananarama) as herself (sex symbol/Richie’s lover) (aka Kez)
U.S. Rep. Richard Neal (D-MA) as Richie himself (her lover/sex symbol)
Shreveport the Persian cat as himself (meowing and purring)
Secondary characters:
“Auxiliary Bishop from the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston” Robert P. Reed as himself (their landlord) (meeting in Boston at Logan International Airport)
Former Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) as himself (Bobby's buddy, selling popcorn and soda)
Former Gov. Donald Carcieri (R-RI) as himself (selling pizza, gyro, shawarma, and döner kebab)
Former Gov. Bob McDonnell (R-VA) as himself (selling burgers (including hamburgers and cheeseburgers), hot dogs, fried chicken, buffalo chicken wings, and fries)
NCAA president and former Gov. Charlie Baker (R-MA) as himself (selling slushies, coffee, milkshake, matcha tea, smoothies, iced tea, lemonade, juices, boba tea, and water)
Former Gov. Bobby Jindal (R-LA) as himself (John’s owner/selling ice cream)
Gov. Glenn Youngkin (R-VA) as himself (selling tacos (like birria and dessert), pretzels, doughnuts, bagels, chocolate, ramen, and sushi)
Supportive characters:
U.S. Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) as himself (as a chef) (with his megaphone)
U.S. Sen. Tim Kaine (D-VA) as himself (as assistant for Gov. Glenn Youngkin (R-VA))
Side characters:
Former Gov. George Pataki (R-NY) as himself (working at a fast food restaurant called “Bob’s” in Brazil) (on Charlie’s smartphone) (saying USA 7x, 5x, and 8x while yelling) (just like “Papa Nichols (played by Vernon Roberts) from Drake & Josh”) (talking to NCAA President and former Gov. Charlie Baker (R-MA))
Former U.S. Secretary of State Arne Duncan as himself (selling cotton candy)
Guest:
U.S. Rep. Lloyd Doggett (D-TX) as himself (on the laptop virtually) (with his Texas accent, due to his native Austin) (saying hi to Keren and Richie)
(Richie holding Keren’s handbra)
(With sentences)
